Vee-8

CHORUS:

NEARLY HAD A VEE-8 BUT JUNIOR’S TEETH TURNED BROWN

NEARLY HAD A VEE-8 BUT THEN THE NEIGHBOR’S FROWNED

NEARLY HAD A VEE-8 BUT MOTHER’S UTERUS FOUND

A PLACE FOR ME TO HIDE

WHEN THE BOYS’LL GROW UP WILL THEY GET THEIR KICKSS

OUTTA BEATIN’ THE DOG OUT OF BEATIN’ THEIR KIDS

WILL THEY HATE THEIR POP LIKE I ALWAYS DID

NEED YOU ASK WHY

VERSE:

YOU AIN’T NO ACCOUNT

CHORUS

VERSE:

NO MORE APOLOGIES

WILMA JUST LET ME BE

WILBUR DONE ME WRONG

APPARENTLY I WORK FOR FREE

JUST SHUT YOUR FUCKIN’ MOUTH

AND SHUT YOUR FUCKIN’ EYES

IF YOU DON’T GET ALONG

SOME DUCK TAPE FOR YOUR PRIDE

CHORUS

VERSE:

YEAH I HEARD WHAT YOU SAID

AND MUM DON’T GET ME WRONG

YEAH I HEARD WHAT YOU SAID

WILMA DON’T SING YOUR SONG

YOU BET I’LL MAKE YOU CRY

AND SORRY YOU SHALL BE

IF YOU DON’T GET ALONG

I’LL BEAT YA’ TILL YOU BLEED