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You want to book us? Too bad, we broke up!
booking@TheBeating.com

You want to fire us? Too late, we done quit!
biteme@TheBeating.com

You need some lovin'? Some of us can still get it up!
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Does using your telephone make you feel super?
Call Onan: moved to Portland, you do the 411!