AGENT JETHRO
aka Matsumoro HuggyBear, the Iron Chef of Soul

If you were unsure, I am the sexy practitioner of Drunken Bass Gung Fu often seen squeezed into a corner of the stage. I like chicks with mullets and long moonlit walks on the beach.

Is giving each of us their own page to write on a good idea? Probably not, since most folks haven't done it yet not that I am naming any names Siren, Bad Kitty, Vikas. I am not ready really for public comment just yet myself. Was that a real Yoda-like sentence, or what?

Please play Jethro's Hillbilly Hangman! Vikas said it's for third graders so it must be good!

For a good time, don't email Jethro not at TheBeating.com